touch my neck you filthy puddle i want your babies to swim in custard with african spit

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This is perfect.

My room is the perfect temperature right now and I’m way happier than I should be about it.

I can’t wait for the day where I wake up and am happy with what I see in the mirror.

Why are there so many elderly seeing the Great Gatsby?

I kidnapped my cousin’s baby
Off to ze wedding

babe…

Move out day is 40 times worse than move in day.

You know what’s fucked up? The medical industry.

I have anxiety and can’t sleep.
We just got back and we were supposed to get back 3 hours ago.
Second time in a week I’ve watched the sun rise.

I miss feeling important.

We need a bigger bed to fit 6 people to watch a movie.

We’re talking about spooning and all my guy friends said that being the little spoon is so weird and they do not want and it makes them uncomfortable.

Mom ain’t having none of my shit.
It’s the leaning tower of personality theory notecards. Over 200 of them.