My nose ring is so infected it hurts so much. I can’t smile, laugh, or pretty much do anything opening my mouth without it hurting.
I’ve been cleaning it and doing the warm salt water rinse, but nothing seems to be working.
I just want to be able to sleep on my right side

I was supposed to hand in my minor declaration form like, last week.

Part of my moms birthday present is a watch in this box I painted and I put fake flowers in it and covering the watch now and it looks pretty and I’m pretty pleased so far.

My biopsych test this morning was just 6 pages of fill in the blank guessing.

I literally walked past 3 boys in the hallway saying that girls wearing shorts were asking for it. So naturally, me wearing shorts, starred them down as I walked by.

John Green’s brother is helping me learn science.

There’s only one or two nights a year where I like college, so I’m gonna embrace it. 
If you can’t read that, I saw Panic! At the Disco. And Hoodie Allen and Karmin. But mostly Panic!.

No one can stop me from eating carbs.

Finally found out the name of the kid I always see and have thought was hot.

It’s Shea.

And I can totally dig it.

5 more biopsych classes 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Please help I don’t want to take any

Should I take:

Art History: Renaissance to Revolution,

History of Russian Film, or

World Religions?

Someone I know bought a mini goat and it’s going to live in their frat house.

I can’t wait to reach the age where giving a candle is an appropriate birthday present.

yeah, that was from bioshock infinite



Everyone’s panties are all in a bunch over some fucking basketball.