They’ve been waiting too long to use this

When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today. - Nicki Minaj (via hotsenator)

(Source: youwantsum, via lovelymeadowland)




soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them


admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

(via snowburrito)


when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you


(via everschlong)

Why do celebrities even bother to take nudes?
They’re obviously going to get leaked.


click for the extra bit of motivation