agirlnamedally:

august-mor:

Jane Goodall. National Geographic, 1974.
“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.” 

When I grow up, I want to be Jane Goodall.
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
surprisebitch:

jackballs:

surprisebitch:

this is actually a very important question they never answered

that was her witch power wasn’t it

yeah. and the coven promised she will be taught how to control it. but it was completely ignored because suddenly you see her having a threesome without any explanation how she was able to control it

The other two in the threesome were kinda dead already. Kyle was a zombie thing and Maddison was a ghost
aminaabramovic:

polystoned:

~I gots a taste for men who are older its always been so it’s no surprise ah he’s in the sky w/ diamonds & he’s makin me crazy~ 

He looks like he has a stable salary and full dental benefits YES
http://everschlong.tumblr.com/post/92200565338/animedavidbowie-counterpunches-hetagarnet

animedavidbowie:

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via wankbankofamerica)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via snowburrito)